Arming Up for the Zombie Showdown

Arming Up for the Zombie Showdown

So, what’s the best weapon to have, in case of a zombie apocalypse?

Oooookay . . . . . interesting question
Personally, my vote goes to the shotgun. Often venerated, never under-rated with more bang for your buck than anything ‘cept your sister, it’s gotta be a contender, right? Ordinarily, a shotgun would end most arguments, (and [...]

Arming Up for the Zombie Showdown

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So, what’s the best weapon to have, in case of a zombie apocalypse?

Oooookay . . . . . interesting question
Personally, my vote goes to the shotgun. Often venerated, never under-rated with more bang for your buck than anything ‘cept your sister, it’s gotta be a contender, right? Ordinarily, a shotgun would end most arguments, (and [...]

Best Apps for iPhone if you are a Massive Dungeons & Dragons Dork

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As I was driving home from the latest DnD session with my fellow dorks last Sunday, I started to let my mind drift. As per usual my body was filled with Doritos and Dr. Pepper so I was all hopped up on pure ‘dorkatude.’ This is when I recalled a moment during my [...]

One of the original dorks

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Robert Downey Jr is the Junkie that Lives Downstairs

22 Comments Robert Downey Jr is the Junkie that Lives Downstairs

Whenever I think of Robert Downey Jr I think of a line from movie Baseketball
“He’s 8 years old and smells like Robert Downey Jr”
That’s right, as far as I can recall Robert Downey Jr is a washed up drunken hack. Taking a quick look at his career on imdb.com I notice that he got [...]

Eulogy for a Friend No. 2: Veronica Mars

6 Comments Eulogy for a Friend No. 2: Veronica Mars

When I was young, I preferred Nancy Drew to the Hardy Boys.  I guess I’ve always had a thing for smart girl detectives. . .
On September 22, 2007, Veronica Mars aired for the first time on the now defunct UPN network.  It was brilliant.  Over the course of its three seasons, the few people [...]

Eulogy for a Friend

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I’ve been spending a lot of time lately thinking about a friend of mine that was taken too soon. This got me wondering why so many good things end before they should. That’s what this column is going to be about. Every week (or so) I’m going to write about something that [...]

Where the Hell is Mr T?

6 Comments Where the Hell is Mr T?

Despite the fact that I recently learned that Mr T is the ‘T’ in IT, it seems that has not not adapted himself to the internet. I have done a bunch of searching with little results.
MY new tactic is to try and find Mr T using strategies that would have been successful in his [...]

Will The Real Gary Oldman Please Stand Up

59 Comments Will The Real Gary Oldman Please Stand Up

Maybe I have some problems with the part of my brain that identifies people. Maybe this part of the brain is limited to a handful of people. Of course I think this disability is directly related to Gary Oldman. I am really starting to think I have a condition, a condition I like [...]

Losing Weight Playing Video Games: Nintendo DS My Weight Loss Coach Review

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Let’s file this one under nobody really cares.
It’s the truth! No one really cares how tubby of a dork I am [except for maybe my fiancee]. Most of you are probably struggling with your own fat issues. Welp, here it is: I am going to try to make you care about my [...]

Half Assed

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So here I am sitting at the computer, using Microsoft Turd to edit the guitar chord progressions of a Dave Matthew song. I decided to learn to play Grace is Gone. Plus a couple others that I have had to do some editing on as well. But not nearly as much as this one. I [...]