Whenever I think of Robert Downey Jr I think of a line from movie Baseketball
“He’s 8 years old and smells like Robert Downey Jr”
That’s right, as far as I can recall Robert Downey Jr is a washed up drunken hack. Taking a quick look at his career on imdb.com I notice that he got [...]

Despite the fact that I recently learned that Mr T is the ‘T’ in IT, it seems that has not not adapted himself to the internet. I have done a bunch of searching with little results.
MY new tactic is to try and find Mr T using strategies that would have been successful in his [...]

Maybe I have some problems with the part of my brain that identifies people. Maybe this part of the brain is limited to a handful of people. Of course I think this disability is directly related to Gary Oldman. I am really starting to think I have a condition, a condition I like [...]

Let’s file this one under nobody really cares.
It’s the truth! No one really cares how tubby of a dork I am [except for maybe my fiancee]. Most of you are probably struggling with your own fat issues. Welp, here it is: I am going to try to make you care about my [...]

My first thoughts were: Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman wouldn’t both make poor movie choices would they?
After the first 5 minutes of the film I had realized that I was trapped. I was stuck in a watching a movie that was going to be garbage. I’m not really a film snob, but sometimes [...]

I was thinking about what really brings people back to blogs to keep reading them over and over again, and then I promptly stopped. If I keep thinking about things for too long then it hurts, so I just let it go.
And then the answer came to me.
People keep coming back to blogs for [...]

Welcome to episode 1 of ‘What the Hell is Blogging?‘ titled:
RSS Explained
RSS [Really Simple Syndication] is quite simple , yet seems confusing, and if you do not understand it then you should toss your computer out the window or smash it up Office Space style…cause dude..your screwed.
OK, stop unplugging you computer and keep reading. [...]

Over the past week, a few things occurred to me that made me realize just how much of a Dork I really am.  My first clue really should have been that I write on a blog titled Dork and Beans.  Now I am sure that everyone’s list will be different, and I encourage you to [...]

It’s 10:48, and I am burning my eyes in front of my computer. I figure today I have clocked in over 8 hours of computer time, which I think is just above my average amount of time. Having an internet obsession plus a graphic design job tends to keep a person in front [...]

I’m going to be honest here. I haven’t really done that much research into the new 4th edition of Dungeons and Dragons. Personally I thought that the leap to 3rd edition was awesome, despite the slap in the face of converting characters from 2nd edition to 3rd. OF course those characters are [...]