29Jan2009
Arming Up for the Zombie Showdown
So, what’s the best weapon to have, in case of a zombie apocalypse? Oooookay . . . . . interesting question Personally, my vote goes to the shotgun. Often venerated, never under-rated with more bang for your buck than anything ‘cept your sister, it’s gotta be a contender, right? Ordinarily, a shotgun would end most arguments, (and field testing at debate clubs confirm this)
Read More14Sep2008
Eulogy for a Friend No. 2: Veronica Mars
When I was young, I preferred Nancy Drew to the Hardy Boys. I guess I’ve always had a thing for smart girl detectives. . . On September 22, 2007, Veronica Mars aired for the first time on the now defunct UPN network. It was brilliant. Over the course of its three seasons, the few people actually watching it got to see television at its best. When it wasn’t picked up for a fourth season, I
Read More03Jul2008
Lamen Science Fair 2008 !!
So, the other day when I got backto the warehouse from delivering beer, I was confronted with a large somewhat human looking ape. It was amazing that it could even speak english. Even more amazing was that it actually had opposable thumbs. Crazy. Anyhow, to get to the meat and potato part. It said this out of nowhere : "What the Fv<K does Al Gore Know about anything anyhow"
Read More25May2008
Spears VS. Aguilera
As a follow-up to The White's post about the Louisiana clusterfuck known as Britney Spears, I would like to point out the role reversal that has taken place between her and Christina Aguilera. Aguilera, at one time, was the poor man's spanker. Spears was cute, had an innocence about her and seemed to have much more talent. Aguilera looked as though she tasted of mouldy SPAM. Even the media
Read More20May2008
Britney Spears is Singing ‘Click Me Baby One More Time’
My personal favourite word to describe Britney Spears is: Disaster. I still enjoy watching her fall apart and then pull her life together over and over again. Seriously who doesn't love a gripping game of snakes and ladders. But despite being a disaster, she still holds a small piece of me. She used to be hot right, maybe she can do it again. I mean seriously who hasn't pulled out the
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