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	<description>The Power of Dice Compels You</description>
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		<title>Go For the Eyes Boo &#8211; Go for the Eyes!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Quite often I dream of the really old school games.  I bust out the old NES, pop in Zelda and then have the damnedest time trying to find the Level 1 dungeon.  I get nostalgic for the old PC game Curse of the Azure bonds or even Hillsfar, but one of the classics was always Baldur&#8217;s ...]]></description>
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		<title>Arming Up for the Zombie Showdown</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, what’s the best weapon to have, in case of a zombie apocalypse? Oooookay . . . . . interesting question Personally, my vote goes to the shotgun. Often venerated, never under-rated with more bang for your buck than anything ‘cept your sister, it’s gotta be a contender, right? Ordinarily, a shotgun would end most ...]]></description>
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		<title>Best Apps for iPhone if you are a Massive Dungeons &amp; Dragons Dork</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As I was driving home from the latest DnD session with my fellow dorks last Sunday, I started to let my mind drift. As per usual my body was filled with Doritos and Dr. Pepper so I was all hopped up on pure &#8216;dorkatude.&#8217; This is when I recalled a moment during my day where ...]]></description>
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		<title>One of the original dorks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mr.Bean &#8211; Heart Attack Check this out]]></description>
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		<title>Robert Downey Jr is the Junkie that Lives Downstairs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I think of Robert Downey Jr I think of a line from movie Baseketball &#8220;He&#8217;s 8 years old and smells like Robert Downey Jr&#8221; That&#8217;s right, as far as I can recall Robert Downey Jr is a washed up drunken hack. Taking a quick look at his career on imdb.com I notice that he ...]]></description>
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		<title>Eulogy for a Friend No. 2: Veronica Mars</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was young, I preferred Nancy Drew to the Hardy Boys. I guess I’ve always had a thing for smart girl detectives. . . On September 22, 2007, Veronica Mars aired for the first time on the now defunct UPN network. It was brilliant. Over the course of its three seasons, the few people ...]]></description>
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		<title>Eulogy for a Friend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been spending a lot of time lately thinking about a friend of mine that was taken too soon. This got me wondering why so many good things end before they should. That&#8217;s what this column is going to be about. Every week (or so) I&#8217;m going to write about something that I really enjoyed, ...]]></description>
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		<title>Will The Real Gary Oldman Please Stand Up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Maybe I have some problems with the part of my brain that identifies people. Maybe this part of the brain is limited to a handful of people. Of course I think this disability is directly related to Gary Oldman. I am really starting to think I have a condition, a condition I like to call: ...]]></description>
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		<title>Half Assed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So here I am sitting at the computer, using Microsoft Turd to edit the guitar chord progressions of a Dave Matthew song. I decided to learn to play Grace is Gone. Plus a couple others that I have had to do some editing on as well. But not nearly as much as this one. I ...]]></description>
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		<title>Wanted: I&#8217;m Still Not Sure What My Thoughts Are&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My first thoughts were: Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman wouldn&#8217;t both make poor movie choices would they? After the first 5 minutes of the film I had realized that I was trapped. I was stuck in a watching a movie that was going to be garbage. I&#8217;m not really a film snob, but sometimes I ...]]></description>
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