http://dorkandbeans.com The Power of Dice Compels You Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:21:41 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Mr.Bean - Heart Attack Check this out http://dorkandbeans.com/one-of-the-original-dorks/ Whenever I think of Robert Downey Jr I think of a line from movie Baseketball "He's 8 years old and smells like Robert Downey Jr" That's right, as far as I can recall Robert Downey Jr is a washed up drunken hack. Taking a quick look at his career on imdb.com ... http://dorkandbeans.com/robert-downey-jr-is-the-junkie-that-lives-downstairs/ When I was young, I preferred Nancy Drew to the Hardy Boys.  I guess I’ve always had a thing for smart girl detectives. . . On September 22, 2007, Veronica Mars aired for the first time on the now defunct UPN network.  It was brilliant.  Over the course of its ... http://dorkandbeans.com/eulogy-for-a-friend-no-2-veronica-mars/ I've been spending a lot of time lately thinking about a friend of mine that was taken too soon. This got me wondering why so many good things end before they should. That's what this column is going to be about. Every week (or so) I'm going ... http://dorkandbeans.com/eulogy-for-a-friend/ Despite the fact that I recently learned that Mr T is the 'T' in IT, it seems that has not not adapted himself to the internet. I have done a bunch of searching with little results. MY new tactic is to try and find Mr T using strategies that would ... http://dorkandbeans.com/where-the-hell-is-mr-t/ Maybe I have some problems with the part of my brain that identifies people. Maybe this part of the brain is limited to a handful of people. Of course I think this disability is directly related to Gary Oldman. I am really starting to think I have a ... http://dorkandbeans.com/will-the-real-gary-oldman-please-stand-up/ Let's file this one under nobody really cares. It's the truth! No one really cares how tubby of a dork I am [except for maybe my fiancee]. Most of you are probably struggling with your own fat issues. Welp, here it is: I am going to try to ... http://dorkandbeans.com/losing-weight-playing-video-games-nintendo-ds-my-weight-loss-coach-review/ So here I am sitting at the computer, using Microsoft Turd to edit the guitar chord progressions of a Dave Matthew song. I decided to learn to play Grace is Gone. Plus a couple others that I have had to do some editing on as well. But not nearly as ... http://dorkandbeans.com/half-assed/ My first thoughts were: Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman wouldn't both make poor movie choices would they? After the first 5 minutes of the film I had realized that I was trapped. I was stuck in a watching a movie that was going to be garbage. I'm not really ... http://dorkandbeans.com/wanted-im-still-not-sure-what-my-thoughts-are/ So, the other day when I got backto the warehouse from delivering beer, I was confronted with a large somewhat human looking ape. It was amazing that it could even speak english. Even more amazing was that it actually had opposable thumbs. Crazy. Anyhow, to get to the meat and potato part. ... http://dorkandbeans.com/lamen-science-fair-2008/