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	<description>The Power of Dice Compels You</description>
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		<title>Arming Up for the Zombie Showdown</title>
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So, what’s the best weapon to have, in case of a zombie apocalypse?

Oooookay . . . . . interesting question
Personally, my vote goes to the shotgun. Often venerated, never under-rated with more bang for your buck than anything ‘cept your sister, it’s gotta be a contender, right? Ordinarily, a shotgun would end most arguments, (and ...]]></description>
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		<title>Best Apps for iPhone if you are a Massive Dungeons &amp; Dragons Dork</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As I was driving home from the latest DnD session with my fellow dorks last Sunday, I started to let my mind drift.  As per usual my body was filled with Doritos and Dr. Pepper so I was all hopped up on pure &#8216;dorkatude.&#8217;  This is when I recalled a moment during my ...]]></description>
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		<title>One of the original dorks</title>
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Mr.Bean &#8211; Heart Attack
Check this out
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		<title>Robert Downey Jr is the Junkie that Lives Downstairs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I think of Robert Downey Jr I think of a line from movie Baseketball
&#8220;He&#8217;s 8 years old and smells like Robert Downey Jr&#8221;
That&#8217;s right, as far as I can recall Robert Downey Jr is a washed up drunken hack.  Taking a quick look at his career on imdb.com I notice that he got ...]]></description>
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		<title>Eulogy for a Friend No. 2: Veronica Mars</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was young, I preferred Nancy Drew to the Hardy Boys. I guess I’ve always had a thing for smart girl detectives. . . 
On September 22, 2007, Veronica Mars aired for the first time on the now defunct UPN network. It was brilliant. Over the course of its three seasons, the few people ...]]></description>
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		<title>Eulogy for a Friend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been spending a lot of time lately thinking about a friend of mine that was taken too soon.  This got me wondering why so many good things end before they should.  That&#8217;s what this column is going to be about.  Every week (or so) I&#8217;m going to write about something that ...]]></description>
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		<title>Will The Real Gary Oldman Please Stand Up</title>
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Maybe I have some problems with the part of my brain that identifies people. Maybe this part of the brain is limited to a handful of people.  Of course I think this disability is directly related to Gary Oldman.  I am really starting to think I have a condition, a condition I like ...]]></description>
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		<title>Half Assed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So here I am sitting at the computer, using Microsoft Turd to edit the guitar chord progressions of a Dave Matthew song. I decided to learn to play Grace is Gone. Plus a couple others that I have had to do some editing on as well. But not nearly as much as this one. I ...]]></description>
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		<title>Wanted: I&#8217;m Still Not Sure What My Thoughts Are&#8230;</title>
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My first thoughts were: Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman wouldn&#8217;t both make poor movie choices would they?
After the first 5 minutes of the film I had realized that I was trapped.  I was stuck in a watching a movie that was going to be garbage.  I&#8217;m not really a film snob, but sometimes ...]]></description>
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		<title>Lamen Science Fair 2008 !!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, the other day when I got backto the warehouse from delivering beer, I was confronted with a large somewhat human looking ape. It was amazing that it could even speak english. Even more amazing was that it actually had opposable thumbs. Crazy.
Anyhow, to get to the meat and potato part. It said this out of ...]]></description>
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