Spears VS. Aguilera

As a follow-up to The White’s post about the Louisiana clusterfuck known as Britney Spears, I would like to point out the role reversal that has taken place between her and Christina Aguilera.

Aguilera, at one time, was the poor man’s spanker. Spears was cute, had an innocence about her and seemed to have much more talent. Aguilera looked as though she tasted of mouldy SPAM.

Even the media favoured Spears over Aguilera. At the MTV awards when Spears and Madonna shared an on-stage kiss, the cameras cut away when it was Aguilera’s turn.

Now Aguilera’s back, married, had a kid and is sporting a pair of milk filled, E-cup sweater puppies. Suddenly, even Ellen has fallen under the spell of Aguilera (and by spell, I mean staring at her tits). All things return and are triumphant in the end.

What is the point in this post. Three simple words. Tiffany sex tape. Let’s get this shit going!