Comments on: Top 5 Reasons You Know You Are a Dork

By: sero

sero — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 05:28:44 +0000

I believe it’s the damage for a bastard sword and the HP for a barbarian…the bastard sword I may be off on but I’m fairly sure it’s some large weapon.

By: Odd Jon

Odd Jon — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 19:33:57 +0000

I might beat that. I actually used D&D 3.5 rules to analyze who would win in a fight between Skeletor and Mum-Ra.

By: Tanya

Tanya — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:15:16 +0000

I knew I was dating a dork when he wanted to legally change his name to that of his favorite Dungeons and Dragons character.

By: The White

The White — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:58:33 +0000

@app: don’t forget that you make lists in binary. That’s a good one too.

Action figures that is a good indicator. I don’t have any on my desk as I require a clear work space. I do however have way too many to name on my book shelf behind me.

The other day at work as I was walking down the stairs I heard the distinctive patter-patter of dice rolling. I found at the bottom of the stairs a d10. It must have come off me some how, but I don’t keep any dice on me(maybe I should). This die must have fallen from the sky.

You know you are a dork when God is throwing dice at you!

By: app

app — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:45:08 +0000

00000101. When another mom mentioned making another “batch” and you didn’t know she was referring to baking cookies.
00000100. You read your child encyclopedias as bed time stories.
00000011. You have an action figure of Data sitting on your monitor.
00000010. Your first celebrity crush was Spock.
00000001. When a guy talks technical to you, you think he’s flirting. (“techie talk” is a real sexual turn-on)

By: The Duck

The Duck — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:58:48 +0000

Oh yeah …. and mehwaaf found 4 d6s in her purse. They have my name on them.

By: The Duck

The Duck — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:57:04 +0000

5. I find myself strangely curious about what those two reasons are. Though I believe one of them is Barbarian hitpoint die.

4. I have occasionaly found MY dice underneath the cushions of your couch.

3. I had a light saber ages past, where MY light saber got broken by one of the other members of this blog, who for now shall remain nameless. I might add that it was on the day we had a Star Wars marathon. Watched all of them in one day. Watched a crow attacking pedestrians. Good times.

2. I have played all the PHB 3.5 classes, except for the bard, cuz everyone knows they are fucking useless. And I have also read all the big title novels of the Dragonlance, and Ravenloft campaign settings.

1. I am in the process of writing a song about Lord Strahd Von Zarovich, that the Powers of Awesome will one day perform.